Tom: G G G7+ Ants in the carpet Em Em/D Dirty little monsters Eb D Eating all the morsels Bm C Picking up the rubbish G G7+ Give her effervescence Em Em/D She needs a little sparkle Eb D Good morning TV Bm C You're looking so healthy Chorus: Em We all say D Don't want to be alone Em We wear the same clothes D 'Cos we feel the same Em We kiss with dry lips D C When we say goodnight C End of the century......its nothing special G G7+ Sex on the TV Em Em/D Everybody's at it Eb D And the mind gets dirty Bm C When you get closer to thirty G G7+ Gives her a cuddle Em Em/D They're glowing in a huddle Eb D Good night TV Bm You're all made up Bm And you're looking like me **Chorus G F G F G F G Can you eat her yes you can **Chorus