Of The Century

Tom: G

 G               G7+  
Ants in the carpet
Em             Em/D
Dirty little monsters
Eb                      D	
Eating all the morsels
Bm                     C	
Picking up the rubbish
G               G7+  
Give her effervescence
        Em	              Em/D
She needs a little sparkle
Eb	           D
Good morning TV
             Bm 	   C	
You're looking so healthy

Chorus:
Em
We all say
           D
Don't want to be alone
Em
We wear the same clothes 
D
'Cos we feel the same
Em
We kiss with dry lips
D                       C	
When we say goodnight
	   	        C	
End of the century......its nothing special

G            G7+  
Sex on the TV
Em              Em/D		
Everybody's at it
Eb                            D
And the mind gets dirty
Bm                         C
When you get closer to thirty
G               G7+  
Gives her a cuddle
Em                          Em/D			 
They're glowing in a huddle
Eb               D	
Good night TV
	    Bm
You're all made up
	    Bm
And you're looking like me

**Chorus

G	F    G   F   G    F     G
Can you eat her yes you can

**Chorus