Tom: A A E Jubilee slouches in the settee D F G He's losing all the will to move A E He's gone divvy, too much telly D F G He's watching twenty four hours of rubbish A E D He's got butane, he's got plastic bags F G And his eyes are going square (oh yeah) A E He's no raver just anti social D F G He's not going to cut his hair Chorus: D E He dresses incorrectly....no one told him how to do it E A He dresses incorrectly....seventeen he not mean enough D E A He dresses incorrectly....talk to the girls but he's just too spotty D C Bb A He dresses incorrectly....not keen on being like anyone else A E Jubilee's dad, Billy Banker D F G Thinks his son is a slob A E Should get out more stop scabbing D F G He should go out and get a job G No, he just plays on his computer games (Reprise)