Tom: G5 Intro: G5 E5 E|------------------------------------------------- B|------------------------------------------------- G|-0--0--4--0--5--0--4--0-----0--4--0-----0--4--0-- D|-------------------------2-----------2----------- A|------------------------------------------------- E|------------------------------------------------- D5 C5 E|--------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------| G|----0--2--0--5--0--4-2-0-----0--4--0-----0--4--0--| D|-0------------------------------------0-----------| A|--------------------------3-----------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------| (Play that whole tab 2 times for the intro) VERSE 1: (Palm-mute the chords. There's a note picked 3 times in between each chord. It's an open-D) G5 E5 Outside the carolers start to sing, C5 D5 I can't describe the joy they bring, cause joy is something they don't bring me. G5 E5 My girlfriend is by my side, C5 D5 from the roof are hanging cicles of ice, they're whining voices get irritating. INTERLUDE: (Just play pretty fast an open G-string) VERSE 2: (Play like verse 1) So I stand with a dead smile on my face, wondering how much of my time they'll waste Oh God, I hate these Satan's helpers. And then I guess I must have snapped, because I grabbed the baseball bat, and made them all run for shelter. CHORUS: G5 D5 E5 C5 G5 It's Christmas time again, it's time to be nice to the people you can't stand, D5 E5 C5 G5 D5 E5 all year, I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer. You people scare me, C5 G5 D5 E5 C5 please stay away from my home, if you don't wanna get beat down, just leave the D5 G5