Tom: B
VERSE 1:
B5 F#5
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
B5 F#5
Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
G#5
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
E5
I hate, hate, hate your guts
CHORUS:
B5 F#5 E5 F#5 B5
And I'll never talk to you again I'll
unless your dad'll suck me off
F#5 E5 B5
never talk to you again I'll
unless your mom'll touch my cock
F#5 E5 B5
never talk to you again I'll
ejaculate into a sock
F#5 E5 F#5
never talk to you again, I'll never talk to you again
VERSE 2: (Played like Verse 1)
B5 F#5
It's Labour Day and my Grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
B5 F#5
Labour Day and my Grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
G#5
And he shit, shit, shit his pants
E5
he's always fuckin' shittin' his pants
CHORUS: (Played like first Chorus)
B5 F#5 E5 F#5 B5
And I'll never talk to you again I'll
unless your dad'll suck me off
F#5 E5 B5
never talk to you again I'll
unless your mom'll touch my cock
F#5 E5 B5
never talk to you again I'll
ejaculate into a sock
F#5 E5 F#5 B5
never talk to you again, I'll never talk to you again