Intro: F# Bm F# Bm Monday morning wake up knowing that F# You've got to go to school Bm Tell your mum what to expect F# She says it's right out the blue Bm Do you want to work in Debenham's F# 'Cause that's what they expect Bm D A G Start in Lingerie, and Doris is your supervisor F# Bm And the head said that you always were a F# queer one from the start Bm For careers you say you want to be F# remebered for your art Bm Your obsessions get you known throughout F# the school for being strange Bm Making lifesize models of the D A G Velvet Underground in clay F# Bm In the queue for lunch they take the piss F# You've got no appetite Bm And the rumour is you never go with boys F# and you are tight Bm So they jab you with a fork F# You drop the tray and go beserk Bm While you're cleaning up the mess D the teacher's looking up your skirt A G Hey you've been used D A G Are you calm? Settle down D A G Write a song, I'll sing along F# Soon you will know that you are sane G You're on top of the world again F# Bm Monday morning wake up knowing that F# you've got to go to school Bm Tell your mum what to expect F# She says it's right out the blue Bm Do you want to work in C&A, F# cause that's what they expect Bm Move to Ladieswear and take a feel D A G off Joe the Storeman F# Bm Tell Veronica the secret of the boy F# you never kissed Bm She's got everything to gain cause F# she's a fat girl with a lisp Bm She sticks up for you when you get F# aggravation from the snobs Bm Cause you can't afford a blazer and D A G you're always wearing clogs F# Bm At the interval you lock yourself away F# inside a room Bm Head of English gets you, asks you F# "What the Hell do you think you're doing?" Bm "Do you think you're better than the other kids? F# Well get outside." You've got permission Bm D But you've got to make the bastard think he's right A G Hey you've been used D A G Write a song, I'll sing along D A G Are you calm? Settle down F# Soon you will know that you are sane G You're on top of the world again