Intro: A E E7 E C#m well they let Bubba out of prison, well he paid for his crime E E7 He didn't know them bad checks could get him so much time E C#m And sister's getting married, well there's a shotgun on the groom E B7 E E7 I hope they finish the weddings vows before the baby's due And Harry's in the closet, well he's been there all his life And everybody wonders why he never took a wife And we owe a lot of bills and try to live beyond our meals We ain't got a pot, but we've got cable TV