Tom: G G A Big Pain G A Burnin' Down G A Giving Me G A A Cow which you G A Seem to be sayin as you're G A Patiently waiting like an G A Ashtray G A For the butt Chorus: G A G Well I'm puttin it down A G A G Well you're not picking it up A G A Well I'm puttin it down but you E D Treat me like a clown and I don't G A Wanna be funny G A Fat chance G A Glued to the wall like a centerfold G A Of an old cannonball G A Will you put me inside G A Your TV tonite cause you're treatin' me G A Like a rerun **Chorus G A So what G A I just lost my job at the hut. G A My ass got cut. G A But I'll be better at kissin' G A When my teeth are all missin' G A And the silverware's burnt G A And I'm eatin' with my fingers **Chorus