Intro (play 4 times): C F C7+ F7+ E|--------0----------|--------0----------| B|-----/5-1----------|----0---1----------| G|-----/5-2---2---0--|----0---2---2---0--| D|--------3-----3----|--------3-----3----| A|--3----------------|--3----------------| E|-------------------|-------------------| 1 . 2 . 3 . 4 . 1 . 2 . 3 . 4 . C F7+ And the women tug their hair C7+ F7+ Like they're trying to prove it won't fall out C F7+ C7+ F7+ C F7+ And all the men are gargoyles C7+ F7+ Dipped long in Irish stout C F7+ C7+ F7+ G The whole place is pickled G Am The people are pickles for sure G And no-one knows if they've done more here C E7 Than they ever would do in a jar Am C Am C Am C D7 G7 G7 Anywhere alone Intro * 2 And everyone is blond And everyone is beautiful And when blond and beautiful are multiple They become so dull and dutiful And when faced with dull and dutiful They fire red warning flares Battle-khaki personality With red underwear Anywhere alone Intro * 4 The whole place is pickled The people are pickles for sure And no-one knows if they've done more here Than they ever would do in a jar Anywhere alone Repeat intro to fade.