Tom: E Intro: D/E A E (2x) E D A E Well, you should see Polythene Pam D A E She's so good looking but she looks like a man G B Well, you should see her in drag, dressed in her polythene bag C D E Yes, you should see Polythene Pam. C D E Yeah, yeah, yeah D/E A E (2x) E D A E Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt D A E She's killer diller when she's dressed to the hilt G B She's the kind of a girl that makes the _News of the World_ C D E Yes, you could say she was attractively built. C D E Yeah, yeah, yeah D/E A E (2x) D A E (9x)