Mean Mr Mustard

Tom: E
 
E                      E7
Mean Mr Mustard sleeps in the park
              E
Shaves in the dark, trying to save paper
B                           B7  C7  Db7  D7
Sleeps in a hole in the road
D                               D7  Db7  C7  B7
Saving up to buy his new clothes
B
Keeps a ten bob note up his nose
       E        C7 B7      E        C7 B7
Such a mean old man,       mean old man

E                    E7
His sister Pam works in a shop
          E
She never stops she's a go-getter
B                                 B7  C7  Db7  D7
Takes him out to look at the Queen
                             D7  Db7  C7  B7
Only place that he's ever been
Always shouts out something obscene
      E          C7 B7          E          C7 B7
Such a dirty old man,            dirty old man

B7   C7   Db7   D   A  E   D   A   E