Tom: A Intro: B A G F E E7 D D7 A A/G C D E A A/G I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together C D See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly A I'm crying A A/G C D E A A/G Expert texpert choking smokers don't you think the joker laughs at you? C D See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied A I'm crying A A/G D/F# F7+ G A A/G Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come F Corporation tee shirt stupid bloody Tuesday man B You've been a naughty boy you let your face grow long A A/G D/F# F7+ G A A/G Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye F Crab a locker fishwife pornographic priestess B Boy you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down A A/G D/F# F7+ G A A/G Semolina pilchards climbing up the Eiffel Tower F Element'ry penguin singing Hare Krishna. B Man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe Chorus: C D E I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the Walrus Goo goo g' joob A A/G C D E A A/G Mister city p'liceman sitting pretty little p'lice men in a row C D See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky see how they run A D4 A E D D7 I'm crying I'm cry ing I'm crying I'm cry ing Bridge: E B A G F E B A G F E Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun. F B7 If the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the English rain C I am the eggman... Chorus: C D E I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the Walrus Goo goo g' joob