Tom: F F D# F Stranded in a life in which your struggle for G# A# C acceptance is a never-ending chore, F D# F Upbraided for your actions past and present G# A# C and rewarded for ideas of the future's bright open door, F The henchman is the human analogue of the D# F G# A# C suffering multitudes who like gooddogs sit and lick for their reward, C# G# D# C# G# D# So what good advice have I got for you C# G# D# To insure against your likely metamorphosis C# D# F D# F G# A# C into this reprobate? F F D# F F D# F F D# F F Don't be a henchman, D# F F D# F F G# D# Stand on your laurels F F D# F F G# D# F F D# Do what no one else does and praise the good of other men for good man's F F D# F F D# F F sake, G# D# A# F And when everyone else in the world follows your lead C# G# D# A# (although a cold day in hell it will surely be), F# C# G# D# That is when the entire world shall live in harmony.... F F#D F F G# D# F F D#F F G# D# Watch out! G#(11 fr.) D# F G# D# F