Chords : A 577655 G 355433 F# 244322 F 133211 B x24442 D x57775 E x7/9997 Intro A B D A e|-------5-----5---|-------7-----7---|----------11-------11----|-------5-----5---| B|-----5-----5---5-|-----7-----7---7-|-------11-------11----11-|-----5-----5---5-| G|-6---------------|-8---------------|-10----------------------|-6---------------| D|-----------------|-----------------|-------------------------|-----------------| A|-----------------|-----------------|-------------------------|-----------------| E|-----------------|-----------------|-------------------------|-----------------| 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & | 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & | 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & | 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & | INTRO : You oughta hear the mirror in my house You oughta fear her pretty, pretty mouth Says I’m imperfect in every way: “Miss Almost, Miss Maybe, Miss Halfway” VERSE A G F# F x2 A G F# F All my friends in L.A. A G F# F got jobs on Melrose Place A G F# F I play Replacements songs and A G F# F A sigh-- a Waitress In The Sky CHORUS B D A You oughta hear the things I’ve been thinking B D A You oughta swim in a heart that is sinking B D A You try to break me with all the things you say: A B D A “Miss Almost, Miss Maybe, Miss Halfway” VERSE A G F# F x2 A G F# F Tony makes 60 K, A G F# F invests in IRA’s, A G F# F But I’m busy making paper airplanes A G F# F A out of resumes CHORUS B D A But I’m gonna burn, I’m gonna shine and multiply B D A I’m gonna fill up the great divide B D A You’ll never break me with all the things you say A B D A “Miss Almost, Miss Maybe, Miss Halfway” VERSE/CHORUS A G F# F D D4 E (Play intro riff) A B D A I’m gonna burn a pie now and then A B D A And I’m gonna say the wrong things to your friends A B D A I’m gonna burn and shine and multiply A B D A And when I do, you’re gonna see me in her eyes… CHORUS A B D A I’m gonna burn and shine and multiply A B D A I’m gonna fill up the great divide A B D A You’ll never break me with all the things you say A B D A Miss Almost, Miss Maybe, Miss Halfway A B D A Miss Almost, Miss Maybe, Miss Halfway A G F# F Miss Halfway, A G F# F Miss Halfway, A G F# F A Miss Halfway … (Finish with intro riff played once)