Me And Mr. Jones

F7
 Nobody stands,
E7
 In between me and my man,
            Dm
It's me And Mr Jones.
           G7
(Me and Mr Jones).

Verso 1:

(G7)
 What kind of,
C7+       C6    C7+
 Fuckery is this?
    C6
You made me miss,
    Dm         Dm7
The Slick Rick gig.
(Oh Slick Rick).
Dm             Dm7
 You thought I didn't,
         Dm     Dm7
Love you when I did,
        G7/5+
(When I did).
        G7
Can't believe you,
          C7+    C6   C7+  C6
Played me out like that.

Verso 2:

             C7+
No you ain't worth,
      C6   C7+
Guest list,
     C6
Plus one of all,
     Dm        Dm7
Them girls you kiss.
(All them girls).
Dm              Dm7
 You can't keep lying,
        Dm        Dm7
To your-self like this,
         G7/5+
(To your-self).
         G7
Can't be-lieve,
                C7+
You played your-self,
C6    C7+  C6
 Like this.

Bridge 1:

C7+   C6
 Rulers one thing,
C7+     C6
 But come Brixton,
F
 Nobody stands,
      Fm
In be-tween me and my man,
          Em7       Eb
'Cos it's me and Mr Jones,
Dm          G7
 (Me and Mr Jones).

Verso 3:

(G7)
 What kind of,
C7+        C6  C7+
 Fuckery are we?
     C6
Nowa-days you don't,
Dm            Dm7
 Mean dick to me.
(Dick to me).
I might let you,
        Dm    Dm7
Make it up to me,
         G7/5+
(Make it up).
      G7      C7+     C6  C7+  C6
Who's playing Saturday?

Verse 3:

(G7)
 What kind of,
C7+        C6   C7+
 Fuckery are you?
          C6
Side from Sammy you're,
   Dm         Dm7
My best black Jew.
But I could swear that,
Dm       Dm7
 We were through,
         G7/5+
(We were through).
                G7
I still want to wonder,
C7+      C6         C7+  C6
 'Bout the things you do.

Bridge 2:

C7+ C6
 Mr   Destiny,
C7+  C6
 9 and 14.
F
 Nobody stands,
      Fm
In be-tween me and my man,
          Em7       Eb
'Cos it's me and Mr Jones,
Dm         G7   C7+
 Me and Mr Jo...nes.