Tom: G G D Hello Mudda, Hello Fadda C G Here I am at Camp Granada D C Camp is very entertaining Em D G And they say we Ill have some fun if it stops raining G D I went hiking with Joe Spivey C G He developed poison ivy D C You remember Leonard Skinner Em D G He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner G D All the counselors, hate the waiters C G And the lake has alligators D C And the head coach, wants no sissys Em D G So he reads to us from something called Ullyses G D Now I don't want, this should scare ya C G But my bunkmate has malaria D C You remember, Jeffrey Hardy Em D G They are about to organize a searching party Am Em Take me home, oh Mudda Fadda Am Em Take me home, I hate Granada C G F Don t leave me out in the forest where C Em I might get eaten by a bear Am Em Am Em Take me home, I promise I will not make noise C G Or mess the house with other boys F Oh please don t make me stay C F Em I've been here one whole day - stop- G D Dearest Fadda, darling Mudda C G How is my precious, little brudda D C Let me come home, if you miss me Em D G I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me G D Wait a minute, it stopped hailing C G Guys are swimming, guys are sailing D C Playing baseball, gee that is betta Em D G Mudda, fadda, kindly disregard this letta