Tom: B Intro: B Come one come all You're just in time E To witness my first breakdown G#m Cause there's a mile gone For every minute passed F# G#m E Ebm B When I'm stuck in this town B E G#m F# G#m E Verse 1: B I've got a bone to C#m pick with you Mr. DJ E The traffic and the sound F# Is just as bad as it is in LA B So go on and lock me up C#m You better throw F# away that key E Before I find out where you broadcast from F# Because your play list is killing me Refrain: G#m I'll change that station E Light it up like the 4th of July F# It's me I'm caller fifteen E F# Time to play my last request Chorus: B Come one come all You're just in time E To witness my first breakdown G#m Cause there's a mile gone For every minute passed F# G#m E When I'm wasting space in this town B Don't call the doctors E I don't need no medication G#m I just need one more vacation F# G#m E And make it last Verse 2: B Hear me out please C#m judge and jury I'm an innocent man E And it would be such F# a terrible injustice To put me away without B thinking about All the terrible mistakes C#m F# That goddamn radio jockey makes E I swear he's out to get me F# Oh I swear he's out to get me Refrain 2: G#m I'll change that station E Light it up like the 4th of July F# It's me I'm caller fifteen E(hold) But it's too late for explanations F#(hold) This broadcast will be alive (Repeat Chorus) F# G#m E Bridge: G#m E Hear me out please judge and jury B And I swear he's out to get me F#/Bb Oh I swear he's out to get me G#m Go on and lock me up E You better throw away that key B I swear he's out to get me F#/Bb F# I swear he's out to get me B C#m I've got a bone to pick with you Mr DJ E You really ought to lock me up A Because your play list is killing me Chorus 2: B Come one come all You're just in time E To witness my first breakdown G#m Cause there's a mile gone For every minute passed F# G#m E When I'm wasting space in this town B Don't call the doctors E I don't need no medication G#m F# I just need one more vacation A And make it last