Intro: (G# A) 2x G# A How to stay paralyzed by fear of abandonment G# A How to defer to men in solve-able predicaments G# A How to control someone to be a carbon copy of you G# A How to have not that work and have them run away from you G# A How to keep people at arm's length and never get too close G# A How to mistrust the ones who supposedly love the most G# A How to pretend you're fine and don't need help from anyone G# A How to feel worthless unless you're serving or helping someone G# F# I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps C# E A course of a lifetime, You'll never forget G# F# I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps C# E G# I'll show you how leaderships looks when taught by the best Solinho: G# e|-8------------------8------------------| B|---9--7-9-7--9-7-9----9--7-9-11----7-9-| G|---------------------------------8-----| D|---------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------| G# A How to hate women when you're supposed to be a feminist G# A How to play all pious when you're really a hypocrite G# A How to hate god when you're a pray-er or spiritualist G# A How to sabotage your fantasies by fear of sucess G# F# I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps C# E A course of a lifetime, You'll never forget G# F# I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps C# E G# I'll show you how leaderships looks when taught by the best D# C# G# I've been doing research for years D# C# G# I've been practicing my ass off D# C# G# I've been training my whole life for this momet, I swear to you D# C# G# Culminating just to be this well-versed leader before you G# F# I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps C# E A course of a lifetime, You'll never forget G# F# I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps C# E G# I'll show you how leaderships looks when taught by the best Solinho: G# e|-8------------------8------------------| B|---9--7-9-7--9-7-9----9--7-9-11----7-9-| G|---------------------------------8-----| D|---------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------| G# A How to lie to yourself and thereby to everyone else G# A How to keep smiling when you're thinking of killing yourself G# A How to numb a la holic to avoid within G# A How to stay stuck in blue by blaming them for everything G# F# I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps C# E A course of a lifetime, You'll never forget G# F# I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps C# E I'll show you how leaderships looks when taught (by the best) G# F# I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps C# E A course of a lifetime, You'll never forget G# F# I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps C# E G# I'll show you how leaderships looks when taught by the best