Tom :C C Well if I had money, tell you what I'd do C I'd go downtown, buy a Mercury or two F C Crazy bout a Mercury, Lord I'm crazy bout a Mercury Am G C Gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up & down the road C Well the girl I loved, stole her from a friend C He got lucky stole her back again F C She heard he had a Mercury, Lord she's crazy bout a Mercury Am G C Gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road C Well hey now woman don't you look so fine C Drivin round in your Mercury 49 F C Crazy bout a Mercury, Lord I'm crazy bout a Mercury Am G C I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road C Well my baby went out, she didn't stay long C Bought herself a Mercury come a-cruisin' home F C Crazy bout a Mercury, yeah she's crazy bout a Mercury Am G C I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road C Well if I had money, tell you what I'd do C I'd go downtown buy a Mercury or two F C Crazy bout a Mercury, Lord I'm crazy bout a Mercury Am G F I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road Am G F I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road Am G C I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road.