Tom: E7 E7 Get yourself cooler Em7 Lay yourself low E7 Coincidental murder Em7 With nothing to show E7 When the judge's constipation Em7 Goes to his head E7 And his wife's aggravation Em7 You're soon enough dead G7 A5 It's the same old story C5 D5 E7 Em7 Same old song and dance, my friend G5 A5 It's the same old story C5 D5 E7 Em7 Same old song and dance, my friend E7 Gotcha with the cocaine Em7 They found with your gun E7 No smooth face laywer Em7 Could get ya undone E7 Say love ain't the same Em7 On the south side of town E7 You could look Em7 But you ain't gonna find it around It's the same old story C5 D5 E7 Em7 Same old song and dance, my friend G5 D5 It's the same old story F5 G5 A5 Same old song and dance B Fate comes a-knockin' Doors start lockin' Your old time connection Change your direction You ain't gonna change it Can't rearrange it Can't stand the pain B5 C#5 D5 D#5 E5 When it's all the same to you E7 Em7 E7 My friend Em7 E7 When you're low down and dirty Em7 From walkin' the street E7 With your old hurdy gurdy Em7 No one to meet E7 Say love ain't the same Em7 On the south side of town E7 You could look E7 But you ain't gonna find it around It's the same old story C5 D5 E7 Em7 Same old song and dance, my friend G5 D5 It's the same old story F5 G5 A5 Same old song and dance