Tom: G Verse 1 G C Granny breaking wind under the mistletoe D G Getting cards from people that you don`t really know G C One look at Aunty makes you want to throw D Its not good you know D Its not good you know Verse 2 Eat so much food you can`t see your feet Seeing all the relatives you don`t want to meet Losing Christmas games so you have to cheat Its not good you know Its not good you know Its not good you know Oh ! Chorus A D Christmas is a pain in the arse E A I hoped last year that it just wouldn`t last A D Christmas is a pain in the arse E Its such a pain E It gets you in the brain E Its such a pain Verse 3 Decorations go up in December now For 12 days of Christmas all we do is row I`m off next year to see Chairman Mao And I`m not coming back, not coming back Verse 4 Yellow Brick Rd is always on the box No Ferrari 20 pairs of socks Its no fun so I just drink lots And lots and lots, and lots and lots, and lots and lots Chorus [rpt] Middle 8 G C G D G C D [rpt] Chorus rpt 3 times Christmas is a pain in the arse I hoped last year that it just wouldn`t last Christmas is a pain in the arse Its such a pain It gets you in the brain Its such a pain