Tom:EIntro: (Softly) EED#DCCDD#EED#DCCDD#EED#DC
1st Verse (All Verses Spoken)
E (let ring) C (let ring)
Well I'm upper-upper class high society,
E (let ring) C (let ring)
Gods' gift to ballroom noteriety,
E (let ring) C (let ring)
And my ballrooms always filled - the event is never small,
D (let ring) BBBBB
The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all.
Chorus:
All chords stoccato (i.e jab then rest) until last line.
(Refer below for chord riff details)
E (chord riff) C#m (chord riff)
I've got big balls, I've got big balls,
They're such big balls, they're dirty big balls,
And he's got big balls, and she's got big balls,
CCCDDAAAB
But we've got the biggest - balls of them all.
EC
And my ballrooms always bouncing, and my ballrooms always full,
EC
And everybody comes and comes again.
EC
If your name is one the guest list - no one can take you higher,
DBBBBB
Everybody says I've got great balls of fire.
**Chorus
EC/E
Some balls are held for charity, and some for fancy dress,
EC/E
But when they're held for pleasure - they're the balls that I like best.
EC/E
My balls are always bouncing - from the left and to the right,
D/F#BBBBB
It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night.
**Chorus
Fade out to chants of "Ball-sucker,Ball-sucker"
(at least that's what the kids said when I was at school)
The chorus has a chord riff like this (stoccato)
The (D) is an optional passing note.
EEEE (D) C#mC#mC#mC#m (D) (Repeat)
Played ala:
EEEE (D) C#m
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